Today I received a not-so-subtle e-mail from a caffeine junkie (who shall remain nameless, but it could be
Meghan) stating that she has "had it" and that I better post. So here I am.
My name is Rebecca and I have a problem. I am terribly addicted to

I do not drink coffee. Nay, I drink aspartame, neurotoxin-filled Diet Coke. I have tried very hard recently to kick this habit. A few things happened this week to keep this from happening.
First, since I recently transferred to ODU, I have had some issues, particularly with two classes they don't want to accept. The lady I have to correspond with about this bears a striking resemblance to Garth from Wayne's World. You remember right?

On the first day of detox, I had a run in with said lady. She informed me that if she chose to accept this course (again reminding me that she holds the power), I would have to take an extra course in grad school there.
As I do not plan to attend ODU for grad school, I did what anyone would do. I looked sad and said, "Well, I guess that's just what I'll have to do then. Transferring is so tough." Easy peasy.
The moment I left this meeting I ran, not walked, to the soda machine.
On the second day of my detox, yesterday, I was accosted at the Y by a kindly lady named Amy, who is about as friendly as this guy:
She informed me that since I signed up for cycle class and didn't come, she held the power (what is it with these power hungry ladies?) to revoke my cycling privileges for a week. Did I mention I PAY to go there?
Needless to say, I've had more caffeine in the last two days than I care to remember.
You understand now, right Meghan?